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Trying to be funny and stuck in a room
There isn't much more to say about it
Can one be funny when stuck in a room?

[Spoken Interlude]
I took a big f*cking breath

[Verse 1]
Trying to be funny and stuck in a room
There isn't much more to say about it
Can one be funny when stuck in a room?
Being in, trying to get something out of it
Try making faces
Try telling jokes, making little sounds

[Verse 2]
I was a kid who was stuck in his room There isn't much more to say about it
When you're a kid and you're stuck in your room
You'll do any old shit to get out of it
Try making faces
Try telling jokes, making little sounds

Well, well
Look who's inside again
Went out to look for a reason to hide again
Well, well
Buddy, you found it
Now, come out with your hands up
Wе've got you surrounded
[Spoken Outro]
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